Wrong de Silva.

Ireland captain says umpire de Silva got it wrong - I would say Poterfield got it wrong...

Asoka always gets everything right...It is just that the world thinks he is wrong, but he is always right. Confused ? think about it this way, Asoka got it right as usual, because he never gets anything right, it is just that when he gets it right mortals think it is wrong. So, 'Captians', next time Asoka gives a right decision don't complain, just break TVs because you are wrong and he is right.

And as John Wayne would have said "that will be the day!" - if he gets one wrong.

BCCI light presents - Real men of genius

Today we salute you, Mr. really bad batsman outside the sub continent .
You make the pitch look like a mine field, until the opposition walks across barefoot.
You make cricket look like a dangerous sport, dangerous than cave diving.
The way you play pace and bounce, you can repel anyone, from taking up the game - especially young kids.
So crack open a lager and enjoy the hosts bat, conquistadors of flat tracks.
Or make that a 32-year old scotch bottle and invoice BCCI, together you put the "lessness" in "Shamelessness"

Network, not social

Just can't get past the irony of having walls in a social network.

Clean cheat

Modi gives clean chit to Pawar.
Pawar gives clean chit to Praful.
Manohar gives clean chit to Amin.
Congress gives clean chit to NCP.
Gadkari is still cleaning up BJP, so no clean chits are being given out.
Chidambaram never gives any clean chit, only wears clean dhoti and shirt.
Srinivasan is powerful enough to give himself a clean chit.
Tharoor and Modi are out so they won't get one.

What better than a clean chit to clean up a crippling mess.

or did they mean clean cheat?

Please bring me my wine.

There she stood on the desk, such a lovely face.
God knows how she got up there, my 19-month old daughter.
Her mission my MP3 player.

"You can sit on the desk but you can't stand on it " I called from far away

"I am not programmed to obey, you can check out anytime you like" was her reply, though not in as many words.

We are livin' it up her way.

This is heaven and this is hell.